So, you want to know about me?  Hmmm...ok.  Well, I am a 29 year old Autistic guy living in The New Forest in England.  I have a wonderful girlfriend called Alejandra who lives in Honduras, and she is quite possibly the best, biggest and brightest thing in my life at the moment.  I work in a little 24 hour petrol station on the nightshift on the edge of The New Forest and that is what the majority of this blog's content is about. 

This blog was hand coded by myself.  I don't use fancy CMS systems, nor do I use any overly complex web design packages like Dreamweaver.  Instead, I simply use Composer which comes with Seamonkey.  Yes, it's old, but it gets the site working and running. 

Outside of this blog, I enjoy watching Formula One, Tennis and Rugby.  I like going to The Thomas Tripp in Lymington and Que Pasa in Southampton on my nights off. 

Inside this blog, I rant, bitch and comment about real people who actually exist.  If you came to our store, you could even meet them.  I make no apologies for using real names and real situations and justify it as thus - this domain name and hosting space are mine.  I pay for them.  The code that runs this blog is mine, I created it.  Therefore, this is my area to let off steam and vent.  If you don't like your name being used, don't put yourself in a situation where you're going to be named for something you don't want known.  It is that simple.  Also, yes, I take advertising.  No, I won't apologise for it.  Domains and hosting cost money, and I like to be able to make that money back.  And yes, I do make a reasonable profit.  But then I work hard for said profit...